@shatterpants: I am realistically only 1 crossbow away from accidentally killing someone with a crossbow.
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@est1975blog: I'd like to share a joke with you that my 2yo nephew told me. 2yo: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? 2yo: I don't know. *leaves
@mrtimlong: Every time I raise my arm a little, a falcon lands on it. It was super-cool at first, but now I'm starting to get annoyed.
@Rikidus: Saw 10: nickelback on repeat for 24 hours and to get out of the room you have to talk to Ann Coulter.