@shatterpants: I am realistically only 1 crossbow away from accidentally killing someone with a crossbow.
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@AimeeHelene1: It's just a flesh wound... *looks down at hibachi knives I just pretended I was Master Chef with* *looks at bystander I just chop chopped*
@thenamesmikeG: The weirdest thing just happened. I had Cancer, then 15 people on Facebook were brave enough to change their statuses, & now I'm cured.
@TheCatWhisprer: I love October because it signals the change from eating tacos outside season to eating tacos inside season.