@MarcusTheToken: I am really shocked that there is not a website devoted solely to the most clever Wi-Fi names of all-time.
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@LindaInDisguise: *calls male escort service* Whispers "How much for... you know... someone to go to Red Lobster with me."
@Chumpstring: In high school I was voted Most Likely to Be Shot Dead While Trying to Steal Something of Moderate Value From a Texan.
@SincerelyTumblr: Me: can remember the lyrics to 898989 different songs. Me: forgets what i had for dinner yesterday