@Eden_Eats: I am rubber, you are glue, that guy is ketchup, this is a terrible Halloween party.
@Birdhumms: "Happy Anniversary to you both, may you have a long marriage with many more years ahead" she hexed.
@SomeChrisTweets: Why was six afraid of seven? Generations of institutionalized bigotry.
@Tylerosis: Facebook is where you'll find people sharing screenshots of sarcastic tweets and commenting "stupid".
@pattymo: Idea: maybe the police force for a town of 20,000 shouldn't have access to weapons you ordinarily need cheat codes to get
@Woody_B_1978: It's called courting because you will need lawyers later.