@chrissyteigen: I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away
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@TheBoydP: My superpower is acting like I'm trying to stop the elevator from shutting when more people are trying to get on without really stopping it.
@Spaziotwat: I can finish The Times' crossword in under five minutes but I struggle to eat the whole paper
@Mr_Kapowski: Me: "I injured myself at the gym" Buddy: "Too much weight?" Me: "I guess. I was just trying to lift my Segway onto the treadmill"