@Quartzjixler: I am so proud to be part of a society that needs television commercials to remind us not to lock our kids in hot cars.
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@david8hughes: [alligator store] Clerk: $1500. Thanks Me: not gonna say bye to him? Clerk: uh Me: say it Clerk: goodbye Me: say "see you later alligator"
@bitterlittleman: i saw this and everything about it annoyed me so i'm posting it in hopes that it annoys you too
@Tylerosis: Let's do something we both know we'll regret in the morning. Let's order KFC for dinner.
@AsgardianRose: Being an adult means I'm in charge of my own bedtime, and I've realized I'm not equipped to handle that responsibility.