@lucascomedian: I am so sorry to hear about your grandma... I know what you're going through my phone dies all the time.
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@skittle624: If they handed out awards for peeling a hard boiled egg with grace, I would get absolutely nothing.
@Burger_Time_: Theres plenty of fish in the sea. Theres loads of trash at the dump. Theres tons of bones in a skeleton. Bugs are everywhere.
@SweetestSarcasm: If you love someone... Bury them in your backyard so no one can find them. Then you'll have them FOREVER! *looks out window & smiles*
@electrolemon: scarlet joe hanson sounds like an old timey boxer's name. "weighin' in at 182 lbs, 5'9", the ol' black widow, scarlet jooooooe hansen!"