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@Thynebear: I am the all knowing oracle, you may ask me one question
"How do you pronounce quinoa?"
[it's just covered in sweat] um can u ask me another

I am the all knowing oracle, you may ask me one question
“How do you pronounce quinoa?”
[it’s just covered in sweat] um can u ask me another

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