@TheTweetOfGod: I am the King of the Universe and I have a son and he occasionally appears on grilled-cheese sandwiches. #yup
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@DarkerWillow: My husband thinks it's really weird I only like green bananas and I think it's really weird I have a husband.
@UnFitz: Some cultures fear that when someone takes your photograph they steal your soul. You should be fine, though.
@ClearlyUnwell: I've just realised that I've got one of those cool body types that can eat whatever I want and get fat.
@jwoodham: Asking someone out is so unpredictable. You never know exactly how they're going to say no.