@krishna_van: I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE AND WHAT I SAY GOES in one ear and out the other.
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@beermanboobs: *crawls into bed naked* *grabs a book* *sips wine* This is nice. I wonder whose house this is.
@crunchenhanced: For valentine’s day, I’m taking my wife to see “50 Shades”. How long is the movie? I need to know what time to pick her up.
@garrettbarry70: If by mathematician you mean dividing the number of snacks in my car by the number of miles I need to drive, then yes, I'm a mathematician.
@AimeeHelene1: *puts finger over your lips* Shhhhhhhhhhhhh *feeds you more applesauce making airplane noises*