@rohmontgomery: I am upset with my parents for making me exist. u just decided to make a person one day? who's gonna pay my bills? me? I didn't ask for this
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@TheHyyyype: [planning heist] LEADER: we can kill the alarm, but how do we get through the concrete wall? *everyone turns to look at the kool-aid man*
@meganamram: When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it's like what am i, your maid
@CurlsOnGirls: I love people who order coffee like they're giving the pass code to a missile defense system.
@Dawn_M_: Calm down shouty museum man. I think it's pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton.