@MariyaAlexander: I am waiting for the day we have a national scandal involving a gate
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@SMLXist: What in all holy hell is going on with this box of toilet paper I just got from Amazon
@GuyThe_Guy: Tonight we're gonna party like its 1999. No seriously, Greg's been in a coma for 14 years. We'll tell him that shit tomorrow night though.
@Carbosly: I hope zombies will come from Mexico. After eating their way through fat Americans, they'll be like "Sorry little Canadians. We're full."