@MariyaAlexander: I am waiting for the day we have a national scandal involving a gate
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@VaguelyFunnyDan: OMG guys just watched the news and those "COEXIST" bumper stickers totally aren't working :/
@robdelaney: Walter White should get a monument & every healthcare exec should receive the sentence for his crimes. They made him.
@Ygrene: Me: I heard Rihanna got food poisoning Brain: Stop M: It was B: No M: Salmonella ella ella ey ey B: This is why I can't do math in your head