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@FavoriteNapster: I am wearing a jacket, because my mom felt cold.
@krisv_723: I'm wearing black today so powdered sugar donuts seem like a solid choice.
"Describe yourself in three words."
Me: responds poorly to authority
@GirlyBibIe: this is the greatest thing ever
@ANastyGorilla: My brother's so homophobic that if he dropped his keys in San Francisco he'd kick them to Oakland before bending over to pick them up.
@gm_cage: My 8 yr old son just told me Nutella is a delicious mix of nuts and umbrellas.
He's ready for Twitter.