@MmmBacon_: I am woman, hear me ignore.
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@samalmightysam: I want my marriage to be a forever one night stand, laughing and joking, beer drinking, dancing, pizza in bed kinda relationship.
@BoomBoomBetty: I get it, Kevin McCallister. I, too, sometimes wish my family would disappear and leave me home alone with my own cheese pizza.
@geekysteven: [Not realizing Black Mirror episode is just stuck buffering] "Ah yes, this is excellent social commentary"