@1CleverClogs: I am woman, hear me say the opposite of what I mean in that tone that means you'd better do what I meant and not what I said.
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@marinarachael: My friend sent me a picture of her baby and I don't have a baby so I just sent her back a picture of a steak I cooked once.
@CyborgHanky: I started a funeral business with self-driving hearses, but they keep crashing into other cars. Business is booming.
@Real_Dick_Head: Establish dominance by sitting close to the buffet and growling every time someone walks up to get food.