@_SingleBabyMama: I answer with an automatic "Yes" each time my mom says "Oh, have I told you...?" I could miss out on something good but chances are slim.
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@Not_James_Vogel: I'm a human alarm clock so when I wake up this early for no reason, I punch myself in the face to turn myself off.
@mamapojo: Pretty sure if I ever texted my hubs a nude pic of me, he'd probably respond "I think you meant to send this to someone else."