@kuusela34: I apologize for pinching your lips closed when you started telling me about your kids
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@djdarrellripley: Her: A girl named "Bambi" called 6 times to see if you could go skinny dipping.. So, do you have a thing to say for yourself? Me: Can I go?
@JohnLyonTweets: I hate it when I try to impress a date by taking her to a nice restaurant and she orders something that isn't on my coupon.
@JizzleLizzle: Got so high last night we searched for my friend for half an hour while he helped us look
@MissScarlettK: I'm a pretty confident woman until I walk out of the grocery store & try to find where I parked.