@kuusela34: I apologize for pinching your lips closed when you started telling me about your kids
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@MsCassieDaniels: Canada's got it right, when they don't want a citizen, they just convince them they have talent so they move to the US. #JustinBeiber
@patrickoriley: It's weird to think there was a time when the most data a tablet could hold was five commandments.
@michaelianblack: The whole thing about "we're all going to die some day," that's a joke, right?
@KalvinMacleod: I've got good news and bad news. The good news is this tweet is almost over. The bad news is you read the whole thing.