@kuusela34: I apologize for pinching your lips closed when you started telling me about your kids
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@better_off_dad: *At demonstration *grabs megaphone - stands on car 'DOES ANYONE HAVE AN iPHONE CHARGER?'
@thenatewolf: Ah, yes, Halloween. The perfect night for me, a man who gets spooked when the commercials are louder than the show. Fantastic.