@onlinepope: I apologize for referring to your newborn baby as a Questionable Spinoff
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@losdrogas: went to kiss a girl last night and her eyes rolled back and her head floated off her shoulders body burst into flames i am a bad kisser
@Reverend_Scott: [blind date] (don't let her know ur a dog walker) "So what do u do?" Well, I'm like a- [13 dogs jump up on the table and eat her dinner]
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: CNN: Trump removes screaming baby from rally Fox News: Trump rally interrupted by another unruly, entitled protestor who still lives at home
@HousewifeOfHell: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: You pulled me over? Cop: Me: I just stopped here cuz I thought of a tweet.