@onlinepope: I apologize for referring to your newborn baby as a Questionable Spinoff
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@vikkaroni: My nose won't stop running. But, to be fair, it's the only part of my body that's still in shape.
@jazmasta: Just been doing some DIY using my stepladder. Not my real ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
@AristotlesNZ: Dont lie about your job, just word it better. Ex: "I handle client transactions at a fortune 500 multi-national corp" vs "I cashier at KFC"