@onlinepope: I apologize for referring to your newborn baby as a Questionable Spinoff
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@ericsshadow: My son ran away again, but it gets worse. He changed the wifi password before he left.
@DamienFahey: I've never seen a workplace Hanukkah display that didn't shout, "We legally had to do this."
@BurroFuma: I keep waiting for my Cadbury Creme Eggs to hatch into Cadbury Creme Chickens, but no luck so far. And sitting on them certainly didn't help
@NintenDom: It's Facebook's 10th birthday today. Let's all click "Maybe" on the event invite and then not show up.