@Shock_Monster: Her: I'm thinking of a number between 1 an-
Me: 69!
Her: ...10.
Me:
Her:
Me: 6.9?
@AnkCoupleTO: [Easter]
Her: Where should I hide the eggs?
Me: Not in your ovaries, I've already found two
H: I was referring to our children
M: So was I
@samalmightysam: I wanna get on a taxi and after riding around a while without saying anything, tell the driver 'I killed myself on that bridge 2 years ago'
@badbanana: 65 mph wind gusts today. This is why Midwesterners are heavy. Everyone else rolls away like a tumbleweed.
@Bratch_Patch: "Friends are a dime a dozen." *pulls out a sack full of dimes* "Sweet, I'll take 32 dozen friends please."
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