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@asimplesean: I approach.
"Girl are you a couch? Cuz I'm gonna try & fail to pick you up."
She laughs. "I'm Jen."
My training hasn't prepared me for this.

I approach.
“Girl are you a couch? Cuz I’m gonna try & fail to pick you up.”
She laughs. “I’m Jen.”
My training hasn’t prepared me for this.

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