@wolfpupy: i argued with the parrot at the pet store until it got sold away and the guy who bought it wouldnt let me in his car. that means i won
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@WorkingMom86: "Will I ever live in a clean house again?" *shakes magic 8 ball *magic 8 ball explodes and makes a mess
@sip_at_home_mom: I'm finally putting that giant exercise ball to use, and my core is hurting from laughing at Toddler Dodgeball.
@JaneBadall: Online relationships - For when you want to be disappointed by imaginary people, too.
@gerryhallcomedy: There's no such thing as "elevator etiquette" buddy. Just enjoy your back scratch.