@Th3BadGuy__: I asked a girl to kiss me under a mistletoe and she said she wouldn't kiss me under anesthesia.
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@SortaSarcastic: What am I doing with the rest of my life? I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
@UberFacts: A survey found one in five women have ended a relationship because their significant other was too busy playing video games.