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@pbear79: I asked a waiter how they prepare their chicken. He said...


"Meh, nothing special. We just straight out tell them they're going to die."

I asked a waiter how they prepare their chicken. He said…


“Meh, nothing special. We just straight out tell them they’re going to die.”

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