@melibuff: I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness.
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@HomeProbably: The best thing I ever did was install a fake doorbell. Now no one ever knocks on my door.
@yungshoelace: i just saw a black girl rt one of those teenage girl accounts saying "i honestly wish I was a teen in the 50's".......... no u don't
@LVGambler123: My SO - Do you like it dirty? Me. MM HHM My SO - Do you like it wet Me: MM Hm My SO - Here is a towel, do the dishes. Me: Whispers safe word
@onion_an: [1st day as criminal sketch artist] Victim: He was blonde had blue eyes, he was about 6ft t.... Me: I'm gonna need a longer sheet of paper