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@jdforshort: I asked the manager if I could sample the sausage and that's when I was asked to leave Costco.

THE SAUSAGE Not YOUR sausage

I asked the manager if I could sample the sausage and that’s when I was asked to leave Costco.

THE SAUSAGE Not YOUR sausage

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