@simoncholland: I assert dominance over millennials by responding to their texts with phone calls.
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@ChrisHallbeck: An audiobook that is 8 hours of breathing and page turning with a surprised “Oh, out loud?” right at the end.
@sam_kriss: in marvel's DEFENDERS, our heroes must combine their powers - being good at punching, punching people well, having strong punches, good punc
@SteveCarell: Flight attendant:"Would you like the chicken or the pasta?" Me:"What would you suggest?" Flight Attendant:"Eat before you get on the plane."
@KKAlThani: Don't judge if you don't know me. Unless you're making my pizza & you say "This guy looks like he wants extra cheese" then please do.