@TheGrimKing: I assume people who don't hate people also don't drive.
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@PaperWash: Video games should be banned. My son just threw a turtle shell at a walking mushroom then disappeared down a green tube. Someone call 911.
@bencoffeehall: I joined a Cold War reenactment group. We just sit around and act nervous about the USSR.
@PastorMark: A hipster guy is one who kept his grandpa's clothes but lost his grandpa's work ethic.
@LaytesAgain: For women, the worst part of a breakup is probably that incessant little voice whispering "Do something stupid to your hair."