@TheGrimKing: I assume people who don't hate people also don't drive.
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@AnniemuMary: Instead of saying a package is Family Size, it'd be more helpful if it listed a time frame, like 3 Hours Worth of Cookies.
@stephenjmolloy: "The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk-" *Greg burps* "-actually, you know what, Greg? It's manners. The first rule is manners."
@Dutch_50: Went to dinner with a recovering alcoholic vegan who just quit smoking. Everything entering or leaving my mouth was offensive #WorstDateEver
@LilFlaOrange30: I'm like a cartoon character, not because I'm cute or funny, but because I wear the same clothes every day.