@Brianhopecomedy: I assume when I get put on hold after I call customer service it's because 2 guys are flipping a coin to see who pretends to be the manager.
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@michaelianblack: The Old Testament is the historical record of the first time we Jews controlled the media.
@amishschool: Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.
@samalmightysam: What I learned from Titanic was that u need to have sex as soon as possilble with the person u like cause u never know what might happen.
@MolotovJohnny: Why does it jump from 2% milk all the way to whole milk? Maybe I just want 47% milk...