@EndhooS: I ate 4 lunch ladies before someone explained that's not what they're for.
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@the_kizzle: if you meet an american who knows anything about the metric system, you have met a drug user.
@ajax06: No matter how powerless you feel, just think to yourself, one single pubic hair off of your body can shut down an entire restaurant.
@TheTweetOfGod: I care more about the outcome of sporting events than any other aspect of human existence.
@hiitsgabrielle: Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout.