@EndhooS: I ate 4 lunch ladies before someone explained that's not what they're for.
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@mean_spice: Torturer: I will break you Me: Do you wear that hood to hide your sadness? Torturer: *broken* ah hell man I just wanted to be a chef
@Mr_Kapowski: I'm gonna buy some cheese and put it behind glass with a sign that reads "In queso emergency, break glass"
@jus4golf: Found my first gray pubic hair. The people in line with me at the market were not nearly as impressed as I was.