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@bvinson23: I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I'm an adult.

Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It's because I'm poor.

I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I’m an adult. 

Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It’s because I’m poor.

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