@Try2StopME: I ate everything, including the H.
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@TheCatWhisprer: Instead of a flask I keep a small kitten in my jacket pocket that I pull out for a quick pet whenever I need a pick-me-up.
@baeblacksheep: If laughing is good for you because you use 15 muscles, think how healthy you'll be if you're breaking a chair on someone's head every day.
@TheMichaelRock: If schools were really serious about fundraisers, they'd sell drugs and alcohol.