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@UncleDuke1969: "I ate thoup before it wath cool."
@edgarrants: Bad idea? Son, I got married in my 20s. Ideas don't get any worse than that.
@WhtUReallyMean: I think my downstairs neighbors are beginning to suspect I'm living in their attic.
@YourAnMoron: Sorry you stood next to me at the urinal in sandals, bro.
What did we learn?
@JohnLyonTweets: Interviewer: [looking through file] Are you still disruptive at nap time?
Me: Wow, they weren't kidding about that permanent record thing.
@TechnicallyRon: My new erotic novel "Love in the time of autocorrect" will be out soon. Here is a sample