@Ghetto_Trophy: I automatically write off anything Donald Trump says because someone with that much money has no excuse for that hair.
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@Vodkantots: My tampon just leaked during my bath and now it looks like I made a tub full of passion fruit tea.
@SortaBad: Why are you breaking up with me? "You treat your dog like a baby. It's weird" Shh *puts hands over dog's ears* he's 26 months he understands
@SteveKoehler22: Research found happiness peaks at ages 23 and 65. Age 23 ~ excited to enter the work force Age 65 ~ relief at leaving the work force.
@GoldenSpirals: Mom called. She was worried. Thought maybe I moved because I haven't answered her email and she wouldn't know the new address to send it to.