@summerofbenny: I avoid being photographed at events held at my apartment complex. I don't need someone pointing to a picture and saying,"That's him."
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@Dawn_M_: I will take your secret to the grave. Unless I'm drunk and revealing it will make me popular.
@onion_an: [on date pretending not to be a dung beetle] Date: What's your favourite meal? Me: Poop Date: What? Me: SOUP, I like eating soup
@gerryhallcomedy: "I really wish I could squeeze that piano over and over" - guy who invented the accordion
@amazymay72x: LIES! STOP THE LIES! -My reply to my husband whenever he tells me he's gonna "repair that".