@Ideal_Victoria: I avoid cheating on my spouse by not getting married.
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@UncleDuke1969: Cardinal: Ordinations are down Pope: Maybe a recruiting poster? C: Slogan? P: "We separate the men from the boys!" C: Um... Any other ideas?
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