@meganamram: "I" before "e" except after "Old MacDonald had a farm"
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@JessicaValenti: Whenever I feel discouraged, I remember the words of my then-3 yr old after she puked carrots on the floor: “I’m gonna need more carrots.”
@Cheeseboy22: Recipe idea: Add ADDITIONAL cheese to your frozen pizza to make pizza with EXTRA CHEESE! (Ladies, you may pin this on your pinny web thing.)
@KalvinMacleod: My wife made me pack my own bag for vacation and now I have to figure out how to wear potato chips.