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@petemandik: I believe:
- I can fly.
- Children are the future.
- Knowledge is power.
- I will use my powers to defeat the future children.

I believe:
– I can fly.
– Children are the future.
– Knowledge is power.
– I will use my powers to defeat the future children.

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