@SadPeruna: "I believe I can fry" - R Kelly filling out McDonald's application
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@ibid78: [me after 1 minute of jogging] this is good, this was a good decision [me after 3 minutes of jogging] life is suffering, there is no god
@ThisOneSayz: Easter egg hunts are fun but, some kids always get their eggs stolen by others. Also, I'm not allowed on the field this year.
@Book_Krazy: Yeah sex is great, but have you ever rubbed your eyes for a really long time? O. M. G.