@juliussharpe: I believe in a woman's right to choose, except when it comes to picking what movie we should watch tonight.
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@Tmoney68: Brie is my favorite cheese that sounds like a white girl you meet for a mani/pedi while drinking Chardonnay & quoting "Mean Girls."
@rhysjamesy: Bae: come over Me: I can't, I'm hanging out with your parents. Bae: my parents aren't home. Me: I know. I just... You never listen Susan.
@mc_funbags: People keep telling me I behave like a man so I'm currently working up the courage to tell my husband he's gay.