@NourhanKheir: I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone.
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@WilliamRodgers: Me: I only smoke weed because of Cancer. Mom: You don't have Cancer! Me: So it's working...
@HorribleDancer: Just once, I want someone to kick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter.
@Storminika: Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn't good enough on Idols, someone is crushed to death by the weight of the irony.