@NourhanKheir: I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone.
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@TheToddWilliams: [murder trial] LAWYER: So you unplugged your wife's life support for five minutes? COMPUTER TECH: Sometimes that works.
@silent_musings: Next time you see someone you don't like, begin conversation with "I see the assassins have failed."
@BatBatshitcrazy: Don't you dare look at me with that come hither stare; I haven't hithered in years.
@danjan13: A third zebra strolls casually while whistling and pretending to read a newspaper onto Noah's ark.