@NourhanKheir: I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone.
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@WilliamRodgers: My buddy's PRETTY drunk... So I took the car key off of his keychain... He's been trying to start his car with a house key for 4 hours now
@DaveAmiott: Author: So, I've got this children's book. It's about a hungry caterpillar. Agent: Pass Author: A VERY hungry caterpillar. Agent: Go on...
@ClichedOut: [first day as lifeguard] Kid: *waving dramatically* Me: hey are u waving at me or those kids behind me?