@NourhanKheir: I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone.
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@daemonic3: *buys a bunch of stuff at Costco* Sir, you wanna box for those? "Nah, I hate violence. Can I just pay cash?"
@Tommytoughstuff: [briefing] CIA DIRECTOR: We have a leak... CIA PLUMBER: (slowly stands up) CIA DIRECTOR: In our operation. CP: (slowly sits back down)
@Steven37366100: I've been barred from the local Mexican restaurant for repeatedly bringing and summoning my waiter with my personal maracas