@SergioValenCo: I believe in you. I also believe in dragons, so don't get too excited.
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@doktorj: "Vintage designer purses are not a retirement plan," says my accountant while rubbing his temples.
@awescar: If you want to hide a gift for your husband, just put it in the pantry with one thing in front of it.
@matt___nelson: [angrily taking off banana suit] "Why didn't you tell me we were going to a funeral"