@SergioValenCo: I believe in you. I also believe in dragons, so don't get too excited.
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@TheHyyyype: Apparently when your wife says "let's make a baby," she doesn't mean assemble an infant from clay and chant The Old Words inside a pentagram
@RandiLawson: Nice try horror movies, but everyone in my generation is already terrified to answer their phones
@jwoodham: Just heard a dad threaten to spank his screaming son "in front of the world." Stand your ground, kid. There's no way he has that technology.