@SergioValenCo: I believe in you. I also believe in dragons, so don't get too excited.
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@PinkCamoTO: Trainer: What's the most intense part of your work out? Me: Getting into my sports bra.
@iamburtjarvis: what do you get when you cross an octopus with a human? thrown in jail for public indecency and banned from the aquarium for life.
@chris_isloi: Whenever two people argue over something, yell out "OBJECTION" and then contradict the one wearing something you don't like.