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@Muath_tu: I believe in "you're stupid" at first sight.
@JasonBerlin: Every man was once a man trapped in a woman's body.
@Thugs_N_Kisses: You're in love? Cool, I'm in sweatpants.
@ImaFlyontheWall: I can convert alcohol into an idiot
@jbryantiii: As a young child my mom told me I could be anything I wanted to be. It turns out that the police call this identity theft.
@MichaelTrying: Dear Evolution,
It’s a conference call, not a bear attack. How about making me super eloquent instead of the heart rate and adrenaline?