@beingtheo: I believe the Pope did what all Catholics are told to do. Pull out early.
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@remington3000: I love Halloween because I can buy 9 bags of Snickers and everyone thinks I'm going to pass them out to kids.
@TheMichaelRock: Her: is he trained? Wife: of course! Me[from the couch] QUIT TRYING TO SELL ME ON CRAIGSLIST
@shita3yosays: Nice try "unknown" caller, but I don't answer when my family calls so what chance did you think you had?