@EricGoldie: I bet a heroin addict could find a needle in a haystack.
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@NintenDom: Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one. He's never gonna give you Up.
@david8hughes: How do you stop babies crying when you drop them? And don't say 'garbage disposal' because that's jammed now.
@TheToddWilliams: [Eating ribs at BBQ Joint] "Would you like a Wet-Nap?" No thanks, I had one this afternoon.
@Donna_McCoy: Welcome to Passive Aggressive Club. We all got here early, but you just take your time.