@EricGoldie: I bet a heroin addict could find a needle in a haystack.
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@Manali_Shetye5: Me: I have to lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise everyday. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet, eat healthy and hit the gym. Me: Is that cake?
@BasicLyes: People wonder why I move to a new place every couple years. The truth is, I'm being chased by a snail with a grenade and a vendetta.
@GonzoVice: There is a huge body of evidence to support the notion that me and the police were put on this earth to do extremely different things.