@RadOrDie: I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.
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@filmbizpro: Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
@SaraESpivey: I turned my phone onto "Airplane Mode" and threw it into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever.
@KelgoreTrout: the guy who named the spatula was so lazy. hes like "what should i call this thing that spatulas?"