@bridger_w: I bet Adam and Eve loved being the first people cuz they didn't have to worry about ghosts
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@hardlyrelevant: [I time travel to 1998] Guy: This is the first showing of Mulan, how does that dude in the front row already know the words to all the songs
@Reverend_Scott: Don't bother using those white packets of seasoning inside new shoes, they taste terrible.
@CornOnTheGoblin: "You promise you didn't get me bees again" [me from a distance] just open it
@Mr57percent: The older I get, the more I feel like the town elders in Footloose were actually pretty cool.