@bridger_w: I bet Adam and Eve loved being the first people cuz they didn't have to worry about ghosts
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@Brianhopecomedy: Got suspended from Instagram for going on everyone's food pics and posting the calories.
@KKAlThani: Relationship tip: every night text yourself "Good morning love!" & turn off your phone real quick to wake up with a good morning text.
@brennadine: [Breakup] Her: We're just different Him: How? Her: Well, you want to hike & camp Him: And? Her: And I want to be a cartoon on the internet