@bridger_w: I bet Adam and Eve loved being the first people cuz they didn't have to worry about ghosts
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@ValeeGrrl: 6yo: MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU 8yo: AND ALSO WITH YOU When their Star Wars obsession mixes with that time Nana took them to Catholic mass.
@khook32: One of these days you'll see the real me. Probably next week. I'm almost out of concealer.