@TheMichaelRock: I bet aliens would visit us more if Will Smith didn't punch them in the head as soon as they got here.
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@Ilovelamp1979: This could be the LSD talking, but I'm pretty sure I'd be more comfortable riding on the roof of the car.
@degg: the cvs cashier asked me how im doing as i put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. "not great man ive got diarrhea" i told him
@DanielEdison_: "People keep accidentally asking me to purchase meat for them" "By mistake?" "Not you as well".