@TheMichaelRock: I bet aliens would visit us more if Will Smith didn't punch them in the head as soon as they got here.
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@VeryLonelyLuke: Me: You must train hard to beat Kylo Ren. Rey: I already beat him once with literally no training. Me: Rey: Look. I still have two hands.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Now that HBO has a partnership with Sesame Street we'll finally learn how to spell the names of all the Game of Thrones characters.
@AGreaterMonster: If cupcakes could talk, boy, there sure would be a lot of screaming in my house.
@huntigula: I take karate classes solely to fight off hobos who mistake my man bun for a delicious cinnamon roll