@FuckabillyRex: I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision.
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@tchrquotes: 6yo:You can't eat chips before dinner! Me:YOU can't. I'm a grown man. I do what I want. *Wife walks in*: What's that? Me:WHAT? NOTHING. Huh?
@DevilryFun: The person in front of me paid for my coffee and I had to do the right thing, so I ordered a donut also.