@ChiefTwittler: I bet black unicorns have the biggest horns.
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@__candypants: If you break up and get back together more than twice, I will not listen or care about your relationship problems you idiot.
@junejuly12: People who say 45 minutes past the hour are the same ones who have kids 89 and 63 months old
@murrman5: are you the girl who types everything said in court? "yes" I'm sorry *turns to prosecutor and answers his question with dolphin noises*