@ChiefTwittler: I bet black unicorns have the biggest horns.
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@TheNardvark: The guy who invented the mohawk was originally just trying to get his sideburns the same length.
@dimplesticks: All parents have a favourite child Good parents pretend they don’t Great parents at least make it one of their own
@UncleDuke1969: "Remember those funny tweets about Keith? And, the Chad jokes? Haha! They were great! We should do those again. Right, guys? Guys?" - Karen