@ChiefTwittler: I bet black unicorns have the biggest horns.
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@yonewt: In the movies, anyone can hotwire a car in 10 seconds. In real life, it takes me 20 minutes to find the gas flap release on a rental.
@Smartassylassy: I've just accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles... My next shit could spell disaster!