@Tw1tter_K1tten: I bet cats are sad that they don't have a middle finger.
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@ClichedOut: Her: HELP I'M ON FIRE!! ME: *slow drag on cigarette* Technically, the fire is on you.
@TheBoydP: I'm not saying it would kill me to work out, I'm just saying my wife bought me a gym membership and doubled my life insurance...
@fro_vo: [cruise] Me: boats freak me out Wife: listen to some music M: how W: there’s a band on ship M: a what W: a band on ship M: *jumps overboard*