@Tw1tter_K1tten: I bet cats are sad that they don't have a middle finger.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: Have you ever considered letting your wife sleep with a marriage counselor? - me as a marriage counselor
@Elifcello: "Don't worry, I'll hold your stuff. You just worry about making friends." - Cargo Pants
@mantej: Why would anyone ever think gay people tear apart the fabric of society? They love fabric.
@ibid78: I swear if one more person RT's poetry into my TL I will draw a bath, light some candles, and just get lost in the verse's haunting imagery.