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@yerpalmildsauce: I bet centaurs never know who to root for at rodeos.
@LilyRoseLynn: I asked my boyfriend "How pretty am I on a scale from 9.5-10?"
@BCMontgo: Sir, you can't walk up to the drive through window.
[45 minutes later]
*gallops up to window on stick horse*
@RobDenBleyker: Butt weight. There's more!
@LostCatDog: Trump is the perfect candidate for American guys who secretly believe they could come out of the stands and score a touchdown
@TheCatWhisprer: *opens camera app on phone*
*35 cats scurry under the couch*